We’ll wait for Martha Stewart

Decorating Satan’s manse.  What goes better with antique wrought iron torture devices– playful purple shag or traditional Turkish rugs?

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Finally Babies Contribute!

Satan has taken up knitting as a way to decompress.  He says baby intestine makes the coziest scarves.

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Games in Bed

Satan doesn’t sleep, but he owns a California king bed.  He likes to jump on it and play “steamroller.” Guess who gets to make the bed after?

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The Little Devils!

As much as we love to get truly evil souls, tyrants and dictators are too bossy.  Until Satan challenges them to babysitting 5 year-olds.

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The Full Satan

 

Satan doesn’t like to unleash His Evil Glory when He goes above, preferring to be treated like anyone else. Except to get KISS tickets.

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Apparently Not Cute or Sexy Enough

Peeked at Satan’s computer to see if he visits my website. Nope. His top sites: StuffOnMyEvilCat.com and FallenAngel.xxx-100% halo-less!

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Re: Fighting to the “Death”

There’s no death here, BUT there is instant reincarnation for the losing demon, who will come back as a mayfly, every day, for eternity.

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