Decorating Satan’s manse. What goes better with antique wrought iron torture devices– playful purple shag or traditional Turkish rugs?
Satan has taken up knitting as a way to decompress. He says baby intestine makes the coziest scarves.
Satan doesn’t sleep, but he owns a California king bed. He likes to jump on it and play “steamroller.” Guess who gets to make the bed after?
As much as we love to get truly evil souls, tyrants and dictators are too bossy. Until Satan challenges them to babysitting 5 year-olds.
Satan doesn’t like to unleash His Evil Glory when He goes above, preferring to be treated like anyone else. Except to get KISS tickets.
Peeked at Satan’s computer to see if he visits my website. Nope. His top sites: StuffOnMyEvilCat.com and FallenAngel.xxx-100% halo-less!
There’s no death here, BUT there is instant reincarnation for the losing demon, who will come back as a mayfly, every day, for eternity.
There’s no money down here of course. But when we go above, the minion still standing after fighting to the death pays for dinner at TGIFriday’s.
Mr. Bombardier Arf is such a lap dog! He and Satan love to snuggle while watching Dancing with the Demons
Satan could have a ski run here. But, that scabby guy with halitosis and no concept of personal space? You’d have to have his babies.
(You’ve no idea what I had to go through looking up pics online for this post- and then draw it in all it’s gory detail! Still haven’t stopped heaving)
Satan's Assistant 